Thursday, November 6, 2008
Really? Yes, wheelie....
Fond Cole Sanitary Landfill Site Office
ME: I was told I might be able to buy a wheelie bin here?
OFFICE: Wheelie bin?
OFFICE: Err, not sure if we have the wheels.
ME: Ok, can I just buy a bin then, for rubbish?
OFFICE: For trash?
ME: Yes please, a wheelie bin?
OFFICE: It's not a wheelie bin if we don't have wheels. Elivs, we got any wheels left?
ME: Ok, no worries, plse can I just buy a bin then?
OFFICE: You want a bin?
ME: Yeah, a wheelie bin.
OFFICE: A bin, no wheels left. Elivs, we got any wheels?
Elvis: Maybe, round the back...
ME: Ok, great, I'll just have those.
OFFICE: Do you want this one? (Semi used one outside office)
ME: Do you possibly have a new one? (Pedantic, I know, but starting off with a clean one wld be nice)
OFFICE: They're expensive.
ME: How much?
ME: Well, how much are wheelie bins then?
OFFICE: I'll see if I can get you some wheels for it - so, 300 dollars.
ME: Wow, that's a lot, I would really like a new one then, with wheels plse.
OFFICE: You want wheels? A wheelie bin then?
Ok, there's a new one round the back, you can just take that.
ME: Great thanks. (Pay cheque)
OFFICE: By the way Mam, we call them "poo bells"