How to wrap and pack like an expert

It's all done. The house is full of boxes and the 40 ft lorry parks outside our house at 8am tomorrow. I got up at 5am this morning with a spooky 6th sense on the key to our built-in house safe. I had left it in the door of the safe - too sensible. It had been packed with the rest of the stuff in the study. So between 5am and 7am I unwrapped, de-taped and went through all the boxes to find the key - I found it - was an eureka moment but no-one was up to share it with me unfortunately. I then spent half an hour redoing all the wrapping so the packers didn't know. Why I'm bothered about this I really don't know as I doubt they really care but they do seem to take pride in their work. There is a correct way to tape and seal a box you know, possibly - I was taught by someone today who has been doing it for 47 years - can you imagine that - packing and unpacking other people's stuff forever - I wonder if he ever moves house. I thought he was Master Packer Extraordinaire actually. Until I spotted him putting the flourishing touches to the seal of the freezer. In broken Dutch (well lots of sign language really involving my mouth and licking - bit like a dog) I casually asked if he'd checked the freezer - ummm, the fridge was empty but the kids had left 3 half-eaten ice creams in freezer section the night before.........6 weeks later in Dominica I don't think they would have relished them as much. Off went the packing. I skulked away and paid a quick visit to the bakery and returned with croissants, cakes, sandwiches, the works. Well, that kept them all very happy for the rest of the morning. I took a picture but I'm not sure you really want to see a house full of 160 boxes. Don't want to put you off the relocation challenge completely either..........